Girls Behaving Badly
April 7, 2003
Transcript by Angie

[set: skating rink, Tara is by the ice walking around and talking on her cell phone]

Tori: (runs up to a man walking around the rink) Hi, excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to bother you. Is that Tara Lipinski?

Man: Yea, I think so.

Tori: Is it really?

Man: I think it is, yea.

[clip of skates stopping on the ice are shown]

Tori: (walks up to a woman with a man) Excuse me. Do you know who Tara Lipinski is?

Woman 1: The ice skater?

Tori: Yea, is that her?

Woman 1: Yea, I think so.

Tori: Oh my god. I totally thought that was her.

[cuts to guy again]

Tori: I've got a camera. If I ask her would you mind...?

Man: Sure, I'll snap it.

Tori: Really? Ok!

Man: No problem.

Tori: Thank you

[clip of skates stopping on the ice is shown again]

Tori: (walks up to Tara) Hi. I'm sorry to bother you but we think you're Tara Lipinski.

Tara: Yea.

Tori: (squeals) Ok! Alright! Could you take a picture of us?

Tara: Sure.

Tori: Oh my god, thank you! Get up real close because I want our... see how exact double we are.

[clip switches to Tori with an older woman]

Tori: See, we're the same shape.

Woman 2: Yea I...

Tori: We're the same..

Woman 2: You're like a lot taller.

Tori: Well you know... a bit when she's in skates though.

Woman 2: Hmmmm.

Tori: Like it's identical.

[clip switches to the another woman taking the picture]

Tori: Ok. We look exactly alike don't we? Ok! Oh, you know what! Wait, wait!

[clip switches to the man]

Tori: I have your autobiography in my car. Would you sign it?

Tara: Sure.

Tori: Ok! Ok! I'll be right back! Ok! I'll... I'll just come back! Ok!

Tara: Wow.

[clip changes]

Woman 2: She's a little wierd, huh?

Tara: A little strange. Do you think she's a little crazy? Do you think she looks like me?

Woman 2: No. Not really, uh ugh. You're much tinier.

[clip changes]

Woman 3: She's much bigger all around.

[clip changes again]

Man: Maybe at first glance. (shrugs)

Tara: (gives him an insane, questionable, wtf look)

Man: Possibly.

[clip changes]

Woman 2: She's pretty.

Tara: (nods)

Woman 2: She's pretty.

[clip changes]

Woman 3: I think you look different. I think you're both very attractive.

[clip changes]

Woman 2: Ugh oh.

Tara: Oh my...

[Tori appears in a blue skating outfit]

Tori: Ahhh. What do you think? (twirls)

Tara: (fakely laughs... in shock)

Tori: Does this look familiar? I tried to model it after yours.

[clip changes to the one with the man, Tara is signing an autograph]

Tori: You don't get to meet your exact double every often.

Tara: (looks up at the man)

Man: (tries not to laugh and rolls his eyes)

[clip changes to woman 2]

Tara: I don't think it looks like my dress. Even she said you looked totally different than me. She said you looked hidious.

Woman 2: No I didn't say you looked hidious.

Tara: Well not hidious, but pretty ugly. And not like...

Woman 2: Tara!

Tara: But you did say that. You did say that. And you said I should be a little offended that you though that I looked like you.

Woman 2: No. No, I didn't say that at all.

[clip changes to woman 3]

Tara: No, actually she told me I should be offended because we don't look anything alike.

Woman 3: I did not!

Tara: Yes you did!

Woman 3: No I didn't.

[clip changes]

Tara: You said that she was tall and, right?

Man 2: No.

[clip changes]

Tori: You think you're some type of expert on Tara Lipinski?

Man: No, I'm not an expert.

[clip changes]

Tori: (about to cry) Do you know what her hometown is?

Man 2: I um, I have no idea.

[clip changes]

Tori: Do you know when she appeared on the hidden camera show called Girls Behaving Badly? You're on girls behaving badly right now!

Woman 2: (laughs)

[clip changes]

Tori: (points) If you look in this camera right over here.

Woman 3: (laughs)

[clip changes]

Woman 2: Girls Behaving Badly.

Tori: Yes.

Woman 2: This is it huh?

Tara: This is me being bad.

[clip changes]

Woman 3: (laughs)

Tara: I'm not really like that! (laughs)



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