Hollywood Squares
Day 1/Monday
February 1, 2004
Transcript by Angie

Contestant 1: Tara Lipinski, please.

Host: Tara Lipinski has a reoccurring role of Christine on '7th Heaven' Monday's on the WB. Good to have you here.

Tara: Thank you.

Host: Plastic sugery patients recently polled say they want Nicole Kidman's nose, Halley Barry's eyes, Liv Tyler's lips, and who's cheeks?

Tara: Oh this one's easy. Jennifer Lopez.

Contestant 1: I agree.

Host: And we're talking about the ones in her face here.

Tara: Ah hah, definitely, definitely.

Host: Yes, that's right, Jennifer Lopez. X get's that.

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Contestant 2: Tara Lipinski please, for the block.

Host: Tara Lipinski for the block. All right Tara.

Tara: Oh, I'm special. (giggles)

Host: Based on a survery at England who likes it better? Men looking at a woman's thong peeking out of her jeans or women seeing a man's boxers poking out of his pants?

Tara: Oh this one's easy. Duh, hello? Men looking at a women's thong.

Contestant 2: I'll agree.

Tara: Definitely.

Host: According to the survey women seeing the men's boxers.

(audience groans)

Tara: Uh! Where? I wasn't involved in that survey.

Host: What's happening with the research department?

(audience laughs)

Host: Can't give you that one.

Contestant 1: Let's go back to Tara Lipinski for the win please.

Host: For the win and a thousand dollars. Who's garbage can is on display at the National Museum of American History?

Tara: Oh, good one. Okay. I know this one because I was watching I think it was like CNN. It was something about Ralph Nador doing this thing about how passionate he is about recycling and something.

Contestant 1: I will disagree.

Host: Oscar the grouch. (laughs) X get's the square.

Tara: (laughs)

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